Weeks 21 & 22: because i'm a bad girl

i'm late! (and not in
the shotgun wedding sense.) i'm
pregnant with haiku

twins, in fact: born of
vacation carelessness and
laziness of brain

Week 20: why can't you bleeping use your bleeping blinker, buddy?

you make me soooooo mad.
how many syllables is:
%#%&! *^*&@%!&??

Week 19: weak nineteen

if vessels were made
for this, then i am that, full
of air and no more